this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
this just has baby written all over it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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