wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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