Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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