I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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