What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
