he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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