maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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