you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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