And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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