So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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