I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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