when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I believe in your delicious
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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