He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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