A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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