I cockslap morals
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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