drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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