The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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