how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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