sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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