At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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