P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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