I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Farmville is her only friend.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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