also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The power of my boobs compel you
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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