I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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