Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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