I hate your face
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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