You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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