is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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