already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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