in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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