You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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