it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
