o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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