Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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