I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
