i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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