there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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