Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
