I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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