She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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