You surviving the open bar?
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Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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