quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
tell your sister to shave her snatch
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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