I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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