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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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