Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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