either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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