whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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