Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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