shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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