Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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