so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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