Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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