She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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