Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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