My liver just broke up with me...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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