i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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