question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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